What the TSA is good at, apparently, is undressing teenage girls on church trips.
What has just come to light this week is Texas Congressman Ralph Hall’s 17- year-old grand niece was not just patted down two years ago by a TSA agent at the Los Angeles Airport in California, her sundress came down exposing her breasts to all the other travelers, including others from the religious group she was traveling, were present.
The classiest part: Apparently the TSA’s response statement placed the blame on the fact that the girl’s dress was loose-fitting. So wait…are you saying that because of the way she was dressed, she was asking for it?
But don’t worry, guys: The TSA officer responsible will get more training. Maybe she’ll practice feeling up mannequins wearing muumuus.
Regardless of training, however, the larger issue has (of course) been completely ignored by the TSA: We should be able to travel freely not only without public nudity, but also without the entire security theater farce which has taken over our airports.
