The Obama Administration’s suggestion for how to avoid being assassinated by drone strike at the age of 16: Get better parents.
ADAMSON: [Abdulrahman al-Awlaki was] an American citizen that is being targeted without due process, without trial. And, he’s underage. He’s a minor.
[Obama spokesman] GIBBS: I would suggest that you should have a far more responsible father if they are truly concerned about the well being of their children.
I know I’ve always loved being able to pick what family I was born into.